I emailed Tim that for my 28th birthday I would be purchasing an excellent face cream and also quitting smoking. His response was neither flattering ("but why would someone with your flawless skin make such an unnecessary cosmetic investment?") nor supportive ("what an inspiring start to a healthy and fulfilling year!").
Rather: "OH NO!! My birthday gift for you is RUINED!!!!!!!!"
Which made me feel, for the first time in my life, more akin to John Bender than Brian Johnson or Claire Standish.
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